So as I'm sure your very aware Zombies are all the rage right now. Nowhere more so than in the firearms industry, as every manufacture is capitalizing on the inside joke of "Online gun forums" that their preparation for ____________(insert natural disaster of your choice) is actually for the upcoming Zombie apocalypse stemming from ____________(again insert your scenario).
If you read my blog you saw a couple of pictures testifying to this from SHOT Show 2012. Just in case you did not here is a refresher....
Zombie Rifles...
Now,
I will admit I partake in the joke and have for many years, going as far at one point to write a paper on a plan for Zombie defense (will share some funny exploits later).
After looking at one of my Zombie practice targets that hangs in my office at work, I have come to a startling conclusion...
Zombies just want a HUG!!!
I mean let's think about this for a few seconds, for years Zombies have been portrayed as the enemy, in reality.
Zombies don't have any friends
Zombies are not welcome at any places we (normal humans) have fun
Zombies can't eat so they are hungry
Zombies have to walk everywhere
Zombies can't enjoy life as we (normal humans) have come to enjoy
Obviously Zombies are seriously depressed by this, again Zombies don't have access to normal healthcare or common anti-depressant medications. Since they can't do anything to make themselves happy and are shunned by almost everybody, they are destined to walk the Earth alone...
Hence why they walk with their arms out, THEY JUST WANT A HUG!!!
To cheer up their otherwise meaningless life, so the next time you find yourself walking through a dimly lit area and one of these guys hops out
Help them cheer up their otherwise lonely day with a BIG HUG!!!
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